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As the Iranian government continues to crack down on the protestors decrying the sham election results…

As the Iranian government cuts off the mobile phone networks and much of the Internet to stiffle communication…

As the Iranian government ejects foreign journalists and confiscates their video and computers…

As the Iranian people fight valiantly for the true results of a democratic election…

Here is what our so-called President has had to say in defence of the people and against the thug government:

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That’s right — absolutely nothing.  As one of the most important events in the Middle East in months unfolds, Ofail takes a pass on this fantastic opportunity for him to put some of his fancy rhetoric to work.

Imagine Ofail actually doing something useful; instead of just deliving flowery words about spreading American values and the important of democracy, here’s his chance to speak to a very specific, very real, and very important democratic event in the world, and make a difference.

Call the White House right now — 202-456-1414 — and urge the president to get off his ass and SAY SOMETHING about the sham election in Iran and about the people’s right to their democratically elected leader.

Sometimes my head hurts with the mindboggling stupidity and hypocrisy behind the things I type about… this is one of those mornings.

First, the Ofail team announces that they will not accept the results of the obviously rigged Iranian election.  (Source.)  That is one of the few wise decisions to come out of the White House so far.

But then, almost as if they have to temper an accidental good decision with a mind-blowingly bad one, they also announce that will continue to negotiate with the absolutely corrupt and murderous regime which rigged the elections in the first place.  (Source.)

This sham government not only manufactured the results of this election in the most audacious ways possible, but now is KILLING dissenters in the streets (up to 100 protesters have already been killed by government forces) and Ofail just wants to sit back and promise to continue to NEGOTIATE.

The blood is on his hands.  (And the soles of his shoes, too.)

Welcome, valued terrorists guests!

With friends like Obama, who needs enemies?

The United Kingdom — America’s closest ally in the world –  is a bit peeved, to put it mildly, that the United States shipped four Uighur terrorists from Guantanamo Bay to the British territory of Bermuda without telling the UK.  (Source.)

The US didn’t want any complications in the transfer of the al-Qaeda-trained terrorist detainees, so they didn’t inform the United Kingdom about the transfer until after it was completed.

Inexplicably, Bermuda seem to be welcoming the Uighurs with oddly open arms.  The photo above is ridiculously cordial looking, and the four have been issued guest worker permits.

Not all Bermudans are as overjoyed as the government puppets in the picture — the United Bermuda Party has moved for a motion of no confidence against the government for the terrorist admission.  (Source.)

After attending Rev. Jeremiah “Them Jews” Wright’s church for twenty years, Ofail suddenly has “found religion” about anti-Semitism.

In what is the most blatantly and loudly anti-Semetic administration since the formation of Israel sixty-one years ago, Ofail’s White House is now touting a need for vigilance about anti-Israeli and anti-Jewish sentiments.  (Source.)

By “vigilant”, of course, he means “have a meaningful no-conditions dialogue with those who want to nuke Israel off the map”.

During the campaign, when Sarah Palin said Ofail would probably want to read captured terrorists their Miranda rights, he just laughed it off.  “That silly, slutty Alaskan” he must have thought.  What he actually said wasn’t much funnier:  “Now, do these folks deserve miranda rights? Do they deserve to be treated like a shoplifter down the block? Of course not.”

Now, just mere months later, Team Ofail and his “Justice” Department have done the laughable and ordered terrorist captures to be given the exact same rights as white-collar criminals who are arrested in our country.

I guess it’s not that surprising.   After deciding to spend nearly $12 million dollars per detainee to send them on a taxpayer-funded vacation to tropical paradise, giving them Miranda rights is a logical next step.  I’m anxious to hear about the new all-you-can-eat buffet that’s surely going to be opening soon at Gitmo…

With friends like Obama, who needs enemies?

Ofail’s Gitmo Geniuses have announced a plan to pay the tropical island paradise nation of Palau — also, by the way, a popular worldwide tourist destination — $200 million in taxpayer dollars in exchange for Palau agreeing to accept 17 Uighur terrorists from the Cuban detention base.

The Al-Qaeda-trained terrorists will be sent to a tourist island so that they can get the cash — nearly $12 mil per fanatic jihadist –  and so that the US won’t back out of a treaty which guarantees their protection.  (Source.)

Ofail named two big DNC and campaign comtributors to plum Ambassador positions recently. CEO Charles Rivkin of entertainment company WildBrain landed the sweet France assignment, based on his lengthy diplomatic resume and extensive knowledge of French language and culture animated squirrel cartoons.

Meanwhile, the tough assignment in the Bahamas went to music family heiress Nicole Avant.  Ms. Avant’s qualifications include wrangling over half a million dollars in campaign contributions for Obama’s election.

Not a bad way to send annoying libtards out of the country…   Who would you nominate for an ambassadorship, and to where and why?