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Archive for March, 2009

LENO:  Now, are they going to put a basketball — I imagine the bowling alley has been just burned and closed down.

THE PRESIDENT: No, no. I have been practicing all — (laughter.)

LENO: Really? Really?

THE PRESIDENT: I bowled a 129. (Laughter and applause.)

LENO: No, that’s very good. Yes. That’s very good, Mr. President.

THE PRESIDENT: It’s like — it was like Special Olympics, or something. (Laughter.)

LENO: No, that’s very good.

THE PRESIDENT: No, listen, I’m making progress on the bowling, yes.

What a bumbling embarrassment to every man, woman and child in this country.  Not that this point makes his gaffe any more or less relevant — the insult is there, loud and clear — but there are plenty of Special Olympians who are top-notch bowlers and a number of 300 games have been bowled by Special Olympians in the past.

I’m sure the White House will try to spin it as a joke gone wrong, but I think we know what it really is — just another example of a president who is completely elitist and out of touch with real people with real struggles.  I just can’t imagine Sarah Palin would have made the same horrendous mistake.

Ofail with potential Cabinet appointees.  Also, he seems to be jerking off under his paper…

Nice work, Hil.

Meeting with the Russian foreign minister, Mrs. Bill Clinton thought it would be funny to give her comrade a red button with the word “Reset” on it in both English and Russian.  Supposedly a signal for resetting US-Russian relations.

The problem is, the Russian word on there doesn’t mean “reset”.  Not even close.  It actually means “skankwhore”.  No wait, sorry, wrong button on Google Translate.  It means “overload” or “overcharge”.

To make matters worse, HRC made a big deal about the word BEFORE learning that she’d gotten it wrong.  “We worked hard to get the right Russian word.  Do you think we got it?” she asked.

“You got it wrong” was the stony reply.

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is visiting the United States and naturally he spent some quality time with Ofail. As is usual in such visits, the two of them exchanged gifts. Brown’s gift to Obama? A pen holder made from wood from the anti-slave ship HMS Gannet. The gift was both classy and priceless, showing an understanding of the significance of Obama’s ascendence to the presidency.

Obama’s gift to Brown? A set of 25 DVDs.  Yup, that’s right, a gift you could buy your local Best Buy.

Here’s a closer look at what DVDs Obama gave him exactly:

• 2001: A Space Odyssey
• Casablanca
• Chinatown
• Citizen Cane
• City Lights
• ET: The Extra-Terrestrial
• The General
• The Godfather
• Gone with the Wind
• The Graduate
• The Grapes of Wrath
• It’s a Wonderful Life
• Lawrence of Arabia
• On the Waterfront
• Psycho
• Raging Bull
• Schindler’s List
• The Searchers
• Singin’ in the Rain
• Star Wars: Episode IV
• Sunset Boulevard
• Some Like It Hot
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Vertigo
• The Wizard of Oz

Oh, wait.  There’s one more thing.

The DVDs that Ofail gave the Prime Minister?  They’re the US variety, the kind that won’t play in European DVD players.  Oops.

Since he’s dead-set on sending out country to the crapper, why not give him the same treatment?

You can order your roll here.  At $10/roll, it’s not cheap, but then maybe you can use your bailout money to buy it.