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Archive for February, 2009

But that doesn’t seem to be stopping Ofail, does it?  Is there even a running tally of how much they’ve given away so far?  $2 trillion?  $3?  Does he even know that a trillion is a one with TWELVE zeros after it?

For the love of America, please, no one tell him what comes after a trillion!

Vice Dumbass Joe Biden shoved his foot even further into his mouth and down his own throat than usual this morning.  On the CBS Early Show, Biden was talking about Recovery.gov, the obamanation’s attempt to explain what they’re going to do with a trillion or three of our money.

When asked by the anchor for the website’s address, Biden froze.  “I’m embarrassed” he said.  Then he turned to someone off-camera and asked “Do you know the web site number?”

But I’m going to cut Joey some slack…  Ever since Al Gore invented the Internet, I have trusted all Gimmecrats to have impeccable technical knowledge, and I’m certain that what Joe was really asking for was the IP address of the site, which, as everyone knows, is 209.225.35.43.  Like, duh.

For March’s issue of Vogue magazine, Michelle Obama flashes the Satanic ‘El Diablo’ hand signal.  Who knew that the anti-American, anti-Christian wife of America’s president was also a possible Satan worshipper?  Not saying she is or isn’t, but she’s sure not being subtle about showing the well-known hand sign.

Texe Marrs’ book Codex Magica contains dozens of pictures of members of the elite flashing similar hand signals on the cover of magazines and newspapers. Texe explains the significance of the signal in this article.

I have no idea what caused this — maybe someone took the last bagel off the catering table — but stay the HELL out of her way!

So it looks like our new president is too good to be bothered with dressing for the job.  What’s up with just hanging out in the Oval Office in shirt sleeves?

President Bush got criticized by the bleeding heart left for a lot of things, but he always held the Office of President in proper high esteem and dressed with the dignity that the position demands.  In fact, President Bush had a rule that any man entering the Oval Office had to be wearing a suit, no exceptions.

But I guess things like respect and dignity aren’t in B. Hussein Obama’s vocabulary…